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Mayan Calendar, Oreo Cookie

Forget everything you’ve heard up to now – this is what will really happen on December 21st, 2012…

Take a look at the photo above. It’s no coincidence that the Mayan calendar resembles an Oreo cookie. In fact, this similarity is how I finally uncovered the 12/21/12 doomsday secret. Those markings on the Oreo cookie are not merely some whimsical design – there is a secret code embedded in it that can be read only by the Mayan people. By employing highly-focused powers of inductive logic that would impress even world-renowned symbologist Robert Langdon, I’ve been able to decode these markings, and I will now share this secret with you. Here is the translation: “This cookie expires on December 21, 2012

Naturally, not all Oreo cookies will expire on this date, but some batches will – and only Mayans know which ones. Therefore, Mayans around the world will stop eating them on December 21st, while the rest of us continue to chow down, and consume our increasingly stale cookies in ignorant bliss. With only days to spare, I have finally decoded the secret Mayan plot for world domination! It appears that the doomsayers were right – this could (eventually) have been the end for us…

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Comments on: "What Will Really Happen on December 21, 2012" (1)

  1. Hahahaha, it’s such a huge and delicious OREO~~~~

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